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(Who Says Revenge is) Dead Man Down Review

March 14, 2013by bdorman01 2 Comments

Dead Man Down Review By Bret Dorman There’s that old saying everyone says that there are no new stories anymore, that all stories can basically be boiled down to 8 […]

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The whole gang is... back... wait no... what is this movie?

(Cry Like a) Snitch Review

March 14, 2013by bdorman01 Leave a comment

Snitch Review By Bret Dorman There are two kind of action movies. Firstly, where the characters use violence to solve their issues because its fun to watch movies where people […]

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Just in case you don't know what an elevator is... in which case why did you click this post?

(Vertically Speaking) Top 5 Elevator Fight Scenes

March 6, 2013by bdorman01 1 Comment

Top 5 Elevator Fight Scenes By Bret Dorman (As always, possible Spoilers! for the movies that follow.) There are 2 fundamental truths about humankind. The first results from the fact […]

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(Unconfidently Speaking) Oscar Picks

February 24, 2013by bdorman01 Leave a comment

Oscar Picks By Bret Dorman Once again I’m over thinking who I want and think should win the biggest award of movies. Some of them are obvious and some are […]

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The REAL poster for the fake movie.

(Feb 24-Mar 2) Movies of the Week

February 24, 2013by bdorman01 Leave a comment

Feb 24th – Mar 2 By Bret Dorman (Intro: This is a new segment I’m going to try out. This post will be updated daily throughout the week as I […]

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Other people have the SAME JOKE AS ME! The internet is a great place...

(The Future of the Franchise) Die Hard 6 Story

February 21, 2013by bdorman01 Leave a comment

Die Hard 6 Or: In Space No One Can Hear You Die Hard Story by Bret Dorman A Good Day To Die Hard came out and the reviews are in! […]

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(The State of Modern Action) A Good Day To Die Hard Review

February 17, 2013by bdorman01 Leave a comment

A Good Day To Die Hard Review Or: Why the downaward spiral of the series is important for Action Filmmakers By Bret Dorman Whenever a new Die Hard movie comes […]

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Interesting Color Scheme

(My Best Bud) My Week With Buster

October 29, 2012by bdorman01 Leave a comment

My Week With Buster By Bret Dorman Agenda: Lesson Overview Day 1 – Steamboat Bill, Jr. Day 2 – The Navigator Day 3 – Go West Day 4 – Seven […]

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(Must See Internet) 1 Sketch 100 Movie Titles

October 16, 2012by bdorman01 Leave a comment

Finding good internet comedy is about as likely as finding a good joke on a Laffy Taffy wrapper. Sure every once in a while one comes along, but for the […]

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(Crowd Control) My Rocky Horror Picture Show Disaster

September 16, 2012by bdorman01 5 Comments

Midnight Movie Disaster or: Or Why I Walked Out On The Rocky Horror Picture Show By Bret Dorman I love Midnight Movies. Here’s where I currently stand as a movie […]

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