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(Crowd Control) My Rocky Horror Picture Show Disaster

September 16, 2012by bdorman01 5 Comments

Midnight Movie Disaster or: Or Why I Walked Out On The Rocky Horror Picture Show By Bret Dorman I love Midnight Movies. Here’s where I currently stand as a movie […]

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(Take back Chris Cooper’s Oscar) The Muppets Sucks

December 14, 2011by bdorman01 2 Comments

The Muppets Sucks by Reginald Bateson So normally I don’t write long reviews. As you know, I hate every movie. They ALL suck. So why bother making you suffer through […]

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If I had my way, all theaters would look like this... ah, a man can dream...

(Summer Edition) Every Movie Sucks

September 17, 2011by bdorman01 Leave a comment

Every Movie Sucks – Summer Edition By Reginald Bateson A lot of times people tell me the summer season is when movie making companies will spend a lot of money […]

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Every Movie Sucks March/April/May 2011

May 16, 2011by bdorman01 Leave a comment

Every Movie Sucks 3 Month Review by Reginald Bateson So I’ve been off for a while. So what. I’ve seen a lot of crap. Still looking for something at least […]

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Another disgruntled Hero of mine

Every Movie Sucks: February 2011

March 12, 2011by bdorman01 Leave a comment

Every Movie Sucks: February 2011 by Reginald Bateson I know what you’re thinking, “But Reggie! Its not February anymore! It’s March! Wah wah bibbity boo bah!” Well… First of all, […]

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Every Movie Sucks: January 2011

February 4, 2011by bdorman01 1 Comment

Every Movie Sucks: January 2011 by Reginald Bateson Who am I? The existential question many of you are asking right now. Only directed to me. I’ll tell you who I […]

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  • XBOX One, more like... XBOX None for me, thanks! #burn (Full disclosure, I own a #PS2 and #SNES and #GBAdvance, and... that's about it.) 4 hours ago
  • @NickDelehanty I moved away! D'oh! #mybad #shouldhavetakenadvantageoffriendshipwhenihadthechance 8 hours ago
  • @NickDelehanty also this Convo is hard to have on twitter with restricted response sizes... 8 hours ago
  • @NickDelehanty John Woo's not so subtle good vs bad melodrama doesn't translate to USA as well, but goddamn he can shoot action like a mofo! 8 hours ago
  • @NickDelehanty its that "as a whole" part that screws everything up. Id say ST would have to be ALL the flicks? More sequels = more misses 9 hours ago
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Punch Kate’s Face on Twitter!

  • That's because you're kind of a piece of shit. @EWErickson @ToddKincannon 22 hours ago
  • If I have to read any tweets from kids asking who Prince is, I am going to lose my shit. #BBMAs 1 day ago
  • This spring I learned dandelions are like lawn herpes. Sorry houses next to us. House behind us: you might want to get yourself checked out. 2 days ago
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