(Midnight Movie) Terminator 2: Judgement Day Review
Terminator 2: Judgement Day Midnight Movie Review By Bret Dorman When people try to tell other people how awesome a movie is, they tend to go a little overboard. Heck, […]
Monthly Archives: July 2011
(Why not just call the movie ‘Tom Hanks’ instead of) Larry Crowne Review
Larry Crowne Review By Bret Dorman Larry Crowne is a puzzling movie. Its not a low budget indie (Esitmate budget of $30 mil according to IMDB) but its not a […]
(A couple of jokes don’t make up for the morals of) Bad Teacher Review
Bad Teacher Review By Bret Dorman It takes a lot to ‘offend’ me when it comes to comedy. Perhaps I’ve been de-sensitized after years of watching/studying/performing comedy and when one […]
Gary Numan sings a song called) Cars 2 Review
Cars 2 Review By Bret Dorman I understand why people make sequels. Sometimes its nice to see established characters in different situations. Sometimes if a franchise is doing well, its […]
(How to Kill Your) Horrible Bosses Review
Horrible Bosses Review by Bret Dorman Horrible Bosses treads some murky water. It has ‘horrible’ in the title. If it’s bad, it’s easy fodder for critics. If it’s good, it’s […]
(Midnight Movie) Jurassic Park Review
Jurassic Park Midnight Movie Review By Bret Dorman Two big events happened to me when I was 8ish: 1) I had my first sleep-over at a friend’s house. Sleep-overs are […]
(Theoretically Speaking) Top 5 Things Michael Bay Needs To Make A Good Movie
Top 5 Things Michael Bay Needs To Make A Good Movie by Bret Dorman Michael Bay is the Crappiest Director Ever and his movies suck! Case in Point: Armageddon. Pearl […]
