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Monthly Archives: May 2011

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(I’ll have one of) Everything Must Go Review

May 31, 2011by bdorman01 Leave a comment

Everything Must Go Review by Bret Dorman For some reason everyone seems to hate Will Ferrell. They loved him on SNL. They loved him in Anchorman. They loved him in […]

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(Earth, Air, Fire, and) Water For Elephants Review

May 31, 2011by bdorman01 Leave a comment

Water For Elephants Review by Bret Dorman I am actually a big fan and huge promoter of the 2005 film Constantine. Its visually impressive and the story is intriguing without […]

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(Midnight Movie) Big Trouble in Little China Review

May 27, 2011by bdorman01 1 Comment

Big Trouble in Little China Review by Bret Dorman This is Bret Dorman in the Midnight Movie Express and I’m writing to whoever is reading out there. Its like I […]

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(Midnight Movie) Stake Land Review

May 24, 2011by bdorman01 1 Comment

Midnight Movie: Stakeland Review by Bret Dorman I’m as sure as the night is young that I’m not the first, only, or last Midnight Movie Goer to daydream about what […]

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Midnight Movies
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(Something New, Old, Blue, and… Funny?) Bridesmaids Review

May 23, 2011by bdorman01 Leave a comment

Bridesmaids Review by Bret Dorman Every year there comes a movie that gets great buzz. Then it comes out and people love it. And then I see it and don’t […]

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(Don’t confess you saw this to your real) Priest Review

May 20, 2011by bdorman01 1 Comment

Priest Review by Bret Dorman Its easy to see how a movie like Priest got made. Its based on a comic series. Great. I’ve actually read a little bit of […]

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Top 5 Film Crushes

May 19, 2011by bdorman01 3 Comments

Top 5 Film Crushes by Bret Dorman (fair to say Spoilers! in the explanation/clips for the Top 5 films that will be mentioned) This past movie going session marks the […]

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(Where’s Barbera?) Hanna Review

May 17, 2011by bdorman01 Leave a comment

Hanna Review by Bret Dorman Movie level anticipation and satisfaction can fall into one of four categories. 1) I’m really looking forward to it and it does not disappoint (The […]

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(I could go for some) POM Wonderful Presents The Greatest Movie Ever Sold Review

May 16, 2011by bdorman01 Leave a comment

POM Wonderful Presents The Greatest Movie Ever Sold Review by Bret Dorman I am not a big fan of documentaries. There are basically two types. Documentaries about things and Documentaries […]

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Every Movie Sucks March/April/May 2011

May 16, 2011by bdorman01 Leave a comment

Every Movie Sucks 3 Month Review by Reginald Bateson So I’ve been off for a while. So what. I’ve seen a lot of crap. Still looking for something at least […]

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