Every Movie Sucks: February 2011
by Reginald Bateson
First of all, don’t call me “Reggie”. My first name is Reginald. And to you its Mr. Bateson, Esquire. Besides, I don’t call you Stupidface (At least not to your stupid face).
Secondly, any one week in February was too depresing for movies so I though I’d pool the best (suckiest) of the best (sucky) together and see what I got.
And here’s what I got:
I Am Number 4 - It’s like sitting through an hour and a half long high school class. Only suckier.
Unknown – I don’t know how or why this movie got made.
Cedar Rapids – Too bad they don’t sell ‘Movie Insurance’ because this movie crashes and burns.
The Adjustment Bureau - Apparently they can change anything to keep with ‘the plan’. So was ‘the plan’ for this movie to suck? Or was it fate?
Hall Pass – Hall Pass…? More like… I’ll Pass…! eh? eh?
Justin Beiber: Never Say Never – Never saw it.
Looks like March movies might prove to be a little better, but then again, even the March movies could Sucker Punch me with their suckiness.